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![]() No nice men are good at getting taxis. (Katherine Whitehorn) |
![]() The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am. (Charles Pierce) |
![]() I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. (Brendan Behan) |
![]() The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. (Joe Ancis) |
![]() The Answer to the Great Question … Of Life, the Universe and Everything ... Is … Forty-two. (Douglas Adams) |
![]() It always helps prove how right you are if you wave your arms and jump and scream. (Ashleigh Brilliant) |
![]() I try to leave out the parts that people skip. (Elmore Leonard) |
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![]() I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. (Alice Roosevelt Longworth) |
![]() The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell) |
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![]() It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. (H. L. Mencken) |
![]() It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. (Sir Winston Churchill) |
![]() I drink to make other people interesting. (George Jean Nathan) |
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![]() A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. (Michael Winner) |
![]() The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.’ (Katherine Whitehorn) |
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![]() I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. (Woody Allen) |
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![]() It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am. (Muhammad Ali) |
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![]() Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. (Ambrose Bierce) |
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![]() Hamlet has been played by 5000 actors – no wonder he is crazy. (H. L. Mencken) |
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![]() Every exit is an entrance somewhere else. (Tom Stoppard) |
![]() Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards. (Fred Hoyle) |
![]() No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong. (Albert Einstein) |
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