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Matchbox collection (phillumeny)
with quotes


1-36
37-72
 73-108
 109-144
 145-180
 181-216




No.37. I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. (Woody Allen)

I have an intense desire to return
to the womb. Anybody's.
(Woody Allen)
No.38. I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. (Woody Allen)

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know'
the universe when it's hard enough to
find your way around Chinatown.
(Woody Allen)


No.39. He spends most of his time writing, and is currently revising his autobiography to include himself. (Woody Allen) 

He spends most of his time writing,
and is currently revising his
autobiography to include himself.
(Woody Allen)

 No.40. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. (Woody Allen)

When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room.
(Woody Allen)


Szikrázó elmék 41. „Nem akarok emberekkel találkozni. Ismerek egy párat közülük.” (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
No.42. The longer I live the less future there is to worry about. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

The longer I live the less future
there is to worry about.
(Ashleigh Brilliant)


No.43. A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. (David Brenner)

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat
anything that can have children.
(David Brenner)

 Szikrázó elmék 44. „Gyúrsz győzöl, nem gyúrsz nem győzöl.” (Johnny Marakesch)


Szikrázó elmék 45. „Betegesen félek attól, hogy holtjózan legyek.” (Jerry Lee Lewis)
Szikrázó elmék 46. „Drága szerelmem! Tegnap este rád gondoltam. Legalábbis azt hiszem, te voltál az.” (Charles M. Schulz)


No.47. The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes. (Dorothy Dix)

The reason husbands and wives do not
understand each other is because
they belong to different sexes.
(Dorothy Dix)

 Szikrázó elmék 48. „A legrondább mozdulat, amikor egy férfi a karórájára pillant.” (Dorothy Parker)


No.49. Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. (Tommy Cooper)

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow.
When I woke up the pillow was gone.
(Tommy Cooper)

 Szikrázó elmék 50. „A rendőrök számára az öngyilkosság mindig rejtélyes dolog: meghal az áldozat, meghal a gyilkos, de az egyik hulla állandóan eltűnik, mire odaérnek.” (Arthur Miller)


No.51. I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. (Dolly Parton)

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes
because I know that I'm not dumb.
I also know I'm not blonde.
(Dolly Parton)

 No.52. There is one thing certain, namely, that we can have nothing certain; therefore it is not certain that we can have nothing certain. (Samuel Butler)

There is one thing certain, namely, that we can
have nothing certain; therefore it is not certain
that we can have nothing certain.
(Samuel Butler)


No.53. There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't. (Ross F. Papprill)

There are two kinds of people in the world:
those who believe there are two kinds of people
in the world, and those who don't.
(Ross F. Papprill)

 No.54. A lot of time has been wasted on arguing over which came first – the chicken or the egg. It was undoubtedly the rooster. (Theodore C. Achilles)

A lot of time has been wasted on arguing over
which came first – the chicken or the egg.
It was undoubtedly the rooster.
(Theodore C. Achilles)


Szikrázó elmék 55. „Ha nem tudod, minek megkérdezni?” (John Cage)
Szikrázó elmék 56. „Olyan ráncos volt a homloka, hogy a kalapját úgy kellett felcsavaroznia a fejére.” (Carleton Asop)


No.57. I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off. (Andy Rooney)

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw
soap away after the letters are worn off.
(Andy Rooney)

 Szikrázó elmék 58. „Az üzlet olyan, mint a szex. Amikor jó, akkor nagyon jó, amikor nem olyan nagyon jó, azért akkor is jó.” (Mervin A. King)


No.59. When I need a little advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music. (George Bush Sr., 1991)

When I need a little advice about
Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music.
(George Bush Sr., 1991)

No.60. Our liberty cannot be guarded but by the freedom of the press, nor that be limited without danger of losing it. (Thomas Jefferson)

Our liberty cannot be guarded but by the
freedom of the press, nor that be limited
without danger of losing it.
(Thomas Jefferson)


No.61. Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both. (John Andrew Holmes)

Speech is conveniently located midway between
thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
(John Andrew Holmes)

 No.62. Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. (Sam Brown)

Never offend people with style when
you can offend them with substance.
(Sam Brown)


No.63. If you want to get a job done, ask a busy person. (Sherry Conway Appel)

If you want to get a job done,
ask a busy person.
(Sherry Conway Appel)

 Szikrázó elmék 64. „Az éjszaka eltakarja a világot, de feltárja a világegyetemet.” (Evan Esar)


Szikrázó elmék 65. „Már megint beszélsz, vagy még mindig?” (Evan Esar)
No.66. I made instant coffee in the microwave and I almost went back in time. (Steven Wright)

I made instant coffee in the microwave
and I almost went back in time.
(Steven Wright)


No.67. Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors. (Norman Cousins)

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog
internally without having to go outdoors.
(Norman Cousins)

 Szikrázó elmék 68. „Alig van valami, aminek a jelentőségét alábecsülhetnénk.” (John Lange)


No.69. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? (Steven Wright)

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats
always land on their feet, what happens if you
strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
(Steven Wright)

 Szikrázó elmék 70. „A pénz nem boldogít. De nem ezért szegények az emberek.” (Laurence J. Peter)


No.71. When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. (Mark Twain)

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries
disappear and life stands explained.
(Mark Twain)

 No.72. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. (Sir Winston Churchill)

We make a living by what we get,
but we make a life by what we give.
(Sir Winston Churchill)






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